Neo Slasher

The popularity of the Neo Slasher emerged out of necessity, invented by thrill seekers in pursuit of a revered and enigmatic mountain god that traveled only during the heaviest blizzards. Known by many names—Bigfoot, Yeti, Woodbooger, Sasquatch, Skunk Monkey—this primordial mountain god could cover vast distances of mountainous terrain and lay waste to everything in his path. After every severe storm, a trail of destruction marked his passage. His true name, kept secret by a select few, was Charlie—Charlie Slasher, to be exact. 

 Seeking glory by locating mythological beings in the deep unexplored wilderness was an addiction like no other. To search for Charlie was an adventure. To track him was to invite danger. But it was believed that if you found him and he granted you his blessing, you would experience an euphoria and enlightenment like no other—and with it, money, fame, and glory. Millions flooded trailheads and distant mountain tops in search of this mythical being.

 Of course, it was difficult terrain to navigate, so specific methods were developed to traverse variable snowscape. The seekers identified with and evangelized the ways of Radical Ascents And Descents, or R.A.A.D.—by utilizing a device that could both ascend and descend any snow-capped terrain. The instrument was called NEO SLASHER and represented a method in which one could embark on new adventures geared toward laying eyes on the elusive Charlie Slasher. It was a tool to seek and destroy, and with this concept, a revolution was born.