Spring Break Slush Slasher

Slush Slashers are the short, wide, playful boards that disrupted the snowboard industry and how we look at snowboard design. 

Designed deliberately to be ridden in small sizes, this compact "fun" board continues to win over fans and critics alike, which has created the cult-like following it has today. The Slush Slasher is the ultimate antithesis to serious snowboarding and a must-have for any quiver.

 With a full-size range to complement any sized rider, you can ride one as your daily driver or throw one in your board bag as an accessory for any trip. Like a margarita, don't leave home without it. 

 A quote by the late performance artist and poet Macho Man Randy Savage sums up the design aesthetic of the Slush Slasher: 

 I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place! 

 /‘Slush Slash·ers/

noun

1. A wide directional shaped snowboard with a soft flex, minimal sidecut, V-shaped tail dubbed the “V-cation Tail” designed with the intent of pure fun and the pursuit of non-serious snowboarding often involving adult beverages.

 /‘Par•ty Board•ing/

noun

1. a social gathering of invited guests, typically involving snowboarding, eating, drinking, and entertainment for the purpose of pure fun and defined by the use of a Slush Slasher snowboard.

 /Trop•I•cal Turns/

noun

/’träpek(e)l/

1.    a surf inspired maneuver such as a slash or cutback often done on a Slush Slasher snowboard.

 /’Deep Para·dise/

noun

1. A state of consciousness defined by an overload of limit experiences commonly known as stoke. Once Deep Paradise is reached, the subject is rarely the same again and often seeks parallel experiences for the rest of their life.

/Stoke Face/

noun/adjective

1. The expression on a person's face after reaching Deep Paradise. This expression is typically a blank 100-yard stare, with a slight smile or a slack-jawed open mouth on a subject's face, after they experi-ence a massive quantity of stoke.