Team ridden and team designed, the Horrorscope is the must-have deck for your resort quiver. It is fun, maneuverable, easy to ride, and capable of big things. With a big reputation and a modest price, the Horrorscope remains one of the most sought-after urban and park boards in the game. Featuring a throwback blunted shape with a shorter tip and tail for decreased swing weight, the Horrorscope allows you to size down without losing any performance. Always evolving, the Horrorscope now features an extended zero camber zone underfoot for a more skate-style feel and has been upgraded for 2020 with a robust FSC© Certified Dual Core for more power, pop, and durability.
These versatile boards feature a dual reverse camber Flat Kick freestyle shape. A zero camber section throughout the insert area provides a stable skate-style feel, while elevated contact points turn on a dime and float effortlessly in powder.
Poppy lightweight Poplar core combined with Beech for increased power and durability.
Custom weighted Biaxial top / Biaxial bottom = increased strength and durability.
Impregnated with reformulated, high performance plant-based MAGIC BEAN™ RESIN.
The new standard in sintruded base material, this versatile running base is precision forged for high abrasion resistance and a super smooth glide.
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|147||1171||24.8||29.2 / 29.2||7.50||58.4 / 23.0||90-150 / 41-68|
|149||1186||25.0||29.5 / 29.5||7.60||60.9 / 24.0||90-150 / 41-68|
|151||1202||25.2||29.7 / 29.7||7.70||60.9 / 24.0||100-150 / 45-68|
|153||1218||25.4||30.0 / 30.0||7.80||60.9 / 24.0||110-170 / 45-77|
|155||1234||25.60||30.3 / 30.3||7.90||63.5 / 25.0||120-180 / 54-81|
|157||1250||25.8||30.5 / 30.5||8.00||63.5 / 25.0||140-200 / 63-90|
|151 W||1202||25.8||30.3 / 30.3||7.70||60.9 / 24.0||110-150 / 50-68|
|153 W||1218||26.0||30.6 / 30.6||7.80||60.9 / 24.0||110-170 / 50-77|
|155 W||1234||26.1||30.8 / 30.8||7.90||63.5 / 25.0||130-190 / 59-86|
|157 W||1266||26.3||31.0 / 31.0||8.00||63.5 / 25.0||140-200+ / 64-91+|
Behold earthlings, we are—The HORROR-SCOPES—space invaders of the most alien kind and members of the loudest interdimensional rock band in infinite history! Our sound transcends space and time, equalized perfectly to blast at maximum volume out of any interstellar sound system galaxy-wide.
Turn that shit uupppppp brroooo!
As Planet TooToo's number one cultural export, we get more Spotify plays than Swift and Cyrus put together. Those silly little girls think they're all dat. But the consumer population of the Little Blue Planet is so abysmally small it's a wonder why they bother! Our reach compared to theirs is like Mo Bamba’s wingspan vs. a random short dude who works out too much.
They don't even have one percent of one percent of one percent of the interspace pop market on lock. "Wrecking Ball?" Ha! The only thing she's wrecking are little Earth girl dreams when they find out how small her bank account is! I don't even think she could afford a one-bedroom apartment in the yellow-light district of Noctis Labyrinthus where the real bands play. Forget about the shores of Kraken Mare, that's only for real celebrities like the Gorilla Bat's Mag Dons or The Algiers.
Another thing that's so out of touch is how long Earth songs are. I mean, give me a break! Who has the attention span to sit through a TWO MINUTE Song! Yawwwn, wake me up when their puny Sun freezes over!
Since Planet TooToo is in an alphabet dimension and everything here is on three-second loops, our songs only have to be three seconds long. That means at a Horrorscopes show, we play about two thousand songs per night. TALK ABOUT VALUE!! So there you have it, you interdimensional audiophiles, get plugged into the Horrorscopes fan club and let us blow your mind—TODAY!!